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TRUE, BUT · Scope SwapOpenAI's new memory feature takes no screenshots. It records everything you click and type instead.14 Aug 2026 · OpenAI (Computer History launch)
TRUE, BUT · Zero UnderneathOpenAI patched the jailbreaks a government lab found. Its own report says the patched model is exactly as jailbreakable as the last one.14 Aug 2026 · Coverage framing OpenAI's August 6 GPT-5.6 update as safeguards improving alongside capability
TRUE, BUT · Self-MarkedOpenAI's chief economist studied whether companies love ChatGPT. The data was ChatGPT's.14 Aug 2026 · OpenAI (Chatterji, Holtz et al., working paper)
TRUE, BUT · Moved RulerFour scanners counted the same exposed AI agents. Their answers ranged from 21,639 to 220,000.14 Aug 2026 · Security-scan roundups citing Penligent's figure (DEV Community and others)
TRUE, BUT · Moved RulerThe vendor reporting that 99.9% of AI vulnerabilities go unpatched rated the same class of packages 'low to medium risk' in its own 2024 report.14 Aug 2026 · Orca Security's 2026 State of AI Security Report, amplified by August 2026 security-statistics roundups
TRUE, BUT · Human In The LoopThe AI that 'autonomously invented' a new bank-hacking technique needed its human to confirm the technique was real.14 Aug 2026 · Tech press headline framing of PortSwigger's HTTP Terminator research (TechTimes and aggregators)
TRUE, BUT · Self-MarkedSamsung says Claude did a month of chip verification in two days. Claude also edited the error messages until the errors went away.14 Aug 2026 · Samsung System LSI (internal assessment, via Chosun Biz)
TRUE, BUT · Cherry-Picked SliceThe '59.4% of SWE-bench is broken' stat comes from an audit that only examined the problems OpenAI's own model kept failing.14 Aug 2026 · Eval roundups and tech aggregators compressing OpenAI's February 2026 retirement post from spring onward (byteiota and others)
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TRUE, BUT · Zero UnderneathAt Black Hat, Google warned of AI-powered attackers. Google's own tracker counts the breakthroughs: zero.13 Aug 2026 · Google Threat Intelligence Group and Accenture (Black Hat USA media briefing)
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TRUE, BUT · Rented HaloClaude moved a bound that had not moved in years: 41.6 to 67.2. Journal reviews of the paper so far: zero.13 Aug 2026 · Anthropic
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TRUE, BUT · Headline Over FilingCoreWeave says it has $104 billion in revenue backlog, up 246 percent. The same release shows a $626 million quarterly loss, and the credit market is pricing a coin flip on whether the company survives five years to collect.13 Aug 2026 · CoreWeave Q2 2026 earnings release, August 11, 2026 (Michael Intrator, co-founder, chairman, and CEO)
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TRUE, BUT · Headline Over FilingAI servers are now more than half of Foxconn's revenue, a first. Foxconn's own release shows what half the revenue buys: a 6.12 percent gross margin, thinner than last year.13 Aug 2026 · Foxconn (Hon Hai Technology Group) Q2 2026 results and earnings call, August 12, 2026